Grapes make a strange noise,
If by chance you step on them.
Just a little whine.
Tag Archives: humor
It’sHard Work Doing Nothing
Planned to do nothing.
But you did that yesterday.
I was not finished.
How Haiku Poetry is formed
I do not sleep well;
Counting syllables not sheep.
Haiku in my head
I Received a Gift
Proud Keurig owner;
Tea and coffee on demand.
Who will stoke the fire?
Red Hat man lost $916 million
I don’t like losers
Said the man in the red hat.
Though he lost money.
Holmes and Watson chat.
What ate the dog chow?
The Hounds of the Baskervilles.
Elementary.
Would I lie to you?
Look me in the eye.
Is this a face that would lie?
It was him next door.
Mr. McCafferty speaks aboutFall mice.
caught a mouse today.
Was thinking, a tasty snack.
work done; a short nap.
Observations on people
back pew at the church
Middle of the road driving
Front row on a bus.
Things that go bump in the night.
If it is quite true
that we all return to dust
who’s under my bed?





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