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The Press Conference
THE PRESS CONFERENCE
On Thursday Trumpty met with the press
His erratic ramblings however, a mess.
His White House he claims is a fine tuned machine
He’s been drinking his bathwater or else in a dream.
Trumpty is mad, as in insane
His remarks and his lies incredibly inane
And day after day his so-called facts they get more wrong
His nose if you’ve noticed, increasingly long
Soon it will be a Trump Tower on his face
A tower going sideways and quite out of place.
Trumpty’s a fumbler, doesn’t know what he doing
He should go to his window and hear them all booing.
His public attempts at being sincere
Are so patently false and it is unclear
Exactly what he hopes to achieve
Maybe a rabbit from out of his sleeve
A look at some he wants on his cabinet staff
Their qualifications make us all laugh.
What a bellicose fellow he turns out to be
Talk about blowing up Russian ships out at sea
He thinks like a bully and that thinking is poor
Maybe he wants to take us to war.
And what’s with his meeting at his seaside resort
He’ll complain if the press makes a report
Claiming it’s just news that is fake
He’ll say all he was doing, was eating a steak.
With his new found friend all the way from the East
Sharing a meal at a movable feast.
As for questions it seems he picks and he chooses
But none of them about hot Russian Floozies.
He does not wait till the question’s been asked
But starts to answer too soon and too fast.
It’s rude of him to say the least
Perhaps he’s in hurry to return to his feast
The White House it seems has become quite a bore
He prefers his play-pen on the Florida shore.
Pity it’s not at a Marine World park
Where there he could be eaten by a terrorist shark.
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The cabinet Maker
THE CABINET MAKER
Now as we witness the departure of Flynn
Trumpty’s team liars are beginning to thin.
One suspects of course he didn’t go it alone
But the calls to the Russians, Trumpty condoned.
Like at the barber’s we wonder who’s next
If not Bannon or Spicer we’ll all be vexed.
Though Conway’s a candidate to bid us farewell
We have to be patient and time it will tell.
Joseph Clancy just announced he’s resigning his post
For him Secret Service is permanent toast.
He says it’s so that Trumpty can choose
His own director so we’ll watch for the news.
We’ve heard that Trumpty is not a big reader
It also shows he’s not a great leader.
The white House is in upheaval they say
Crisis on crisis occurs every day
Putin has deployed a cruise missile we learned
A thirty year old treaty now has been spurned
Sad thing, there’s nothing Trumpty knows how to do
But he’ll think of something out of the blue.
He’s not inclined to take expert advice
His know-nothings will have us just pay the price
Talking of prices did you see the cost of his wall?
The wall will be high and the price will be tall
He wants to save millions on jets that defend
And spend billions on fences he has no way to mend.
Most cabinet makers are craftsmen well trained
But Trumpty you are completely lame-brained.
Your mental acuity is under great stress
And when you are gone God will us bless!
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Some thoughts on Humpty Trumpty
SOME THOUGHTS ON Humpty Trumpty
Some thoughts on Humpty Trumpty, have been running through my head
It happens when I am awake and even when in bed.
I think it’s all the people, Yes-men to a Tee,
His lies and inane pouting lips that seem to bother me.
That’s not all there’s plenty more which should really make us mad
The realization simply put, is that we’ve all been had.
Swampking Donald conned them; those who cast their vote
You see he swapped his so-called swamp for a king-like moat
Made up of lackeys who support his line of different facts
Away with all the smart things like peace and trading pacts.
He does not like NATO but Putin’s all the rage
He’s just a rank amateur upon the world’s broad stage.
It seems his general Flynn did not wait to be sworn-in
Before he spoke with Russia, a No-No sort of sin.
He claims he does not recall about that which they spoke
For a security director it’s enough to make you croak.
There was a lot of ranting about Hilary’s server not secured
But he uses Twitter an often hacked small bird.
Ah, Swampking have you had a mental check?
Some say you are quite mad but I say what the heck?
King George III was mad it’s told and that I think is true
But malignant narcissist is more akin for you.
After nearly thirty day days of swimming in the pool
Have you now discovered that the world knows you’re a fool?
Buffoon would perhaps be better a just a simple clown
Or perhaps you are a man who would be king and wear a golden crown.
Oh Donald buy a ticket, Greyhound has a bus,
There are seats aplenty, just leave with little fuss.
Take your donor Betsey, Pence and Session too
And all the other billionaires who queue
To feed upon the powers of your post
Just like bacteria feeding not-freely on their host.
The Mid-Terms are a-coming like a warning bell
For the GOP my friend a kind of grave-yard knell.
If the Dems can win some seats and then without ado
You’ll be impeached Oh thank the Lord
We’ll see the last of you.
Fa - the Green Dragon 