THE CABINET MAKER
Now as we witness the departure of Flynn
Trumpty’s team liars are beginning to thin.
One suspects of course he didn’t go it alone
But the calls to the Russians, Trumpty condoned.
Like at the barber’s we wonder who’s next
If not Bannon or Spicer we’ll all be vexed.
Though Conway’s a candidate to bid us farewell
We have to be patient and time it will tell.
Joseph Clancy just announced he’s resigning his post
For him Secret Service is permanent toast.
He says it’s so that Trumpty can choose
His own director so we’ll watch for the news.
We’ve heard that Trumpty is not a big reader
It also shows he’s not a great leader.
The white House is in upheaval they say
Crisis on crisis occurs every day
Putin has deployed a cruise missile we learned
A thirty year old treaty now has been spurned
Sad thing, there’s nothing Trumpty knows how to do
But he’ll think of something out of the blue.
He’s not inclined to take expert advice
His know-nothings will have us just pay the price
Talking of prices did you see the cost of his wall?
The wall will be high and the price will be tall
He wants to save millions on jets that defend
And spend billions on fences he has no way to mend.
Most cabinet makers are craftsmen well trained
But Trumpty you are completely lame-brained.
Your mental acuity is under great stress
And when you are gone God will us bless!