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Category Archives: Satire
Camp Chaos
CAMP CHAOS
To preserve my waning sanity, I took a little break
To sort out what news is true and which of it is fake.
The goings-on at Camp Chaos are running full amok
Even the inner sanctum it seems are learning how to duck
Sessions knows the truth and has himself recused
From looking into matters of which Trumpty’s been accused
The whole lot lie, like a rug upon the floor
No real news we hear just lies and lies galore
“I don’t know” “I can’t recall” “much more I cannot say”
All of them it seems are in SwampKing Donald’s pay
It seems like SwampKing Donald flew into a rage
When his staffers told him, he’s on a different page.
Bannon threw his arms up, poking at the air
While Spicer and Ms. Conway alternative facts did share.
Trump Tower wires were tapped is Trumpty’s latest tweeting
Completely unsupported to distract from Russian meetings
Swampking Donald’s madness is like that of George the third
But George he was quite cuckoo and Trumpty’s just absurd.
Thinks that he can govern by Executive Order alone
What he needs is leadership to really set the tone.
He’s made us just a laughing stock; kids snicker they’re not fools
They dread the wealthy moron he put in charge of all our schools.
He wants to get more nukes and planes and ships as well
SALT treaty be damned, he’ll lead us all to hell
He thrives on megalomania a big dose every day
And sycophantic yes-men who round him like to play
They can’t stand up to Trumpty and tell him he’s not cool
They’ll all stand by in silence while he acts just like a fool
He likes to go to Florida each weekend just to play
The Eleven million that it costs, we taxpayers have to pay
Some say he spent already what took Obama seven years to do
Bestowing his largesse upon his favorite few
They are mostly family, to us a huge expense
You wouldn’t mind so much If Trumpty made some sense.
Last weekend he had to go, go there all alone
The only things he likes to pack, his phone and orange comb
Oh! And don’t forget the glue that keeps his wig on straight
He saves his old toupees they say to use as fishing bait
He likes to golf in Florida and hit those little balls
It’s his escape from governing between his business calls.
I still don’t understand what his followers hope to gain
Have they not yet realized the man his quite insane
He has no self-control and lives in fantasy
Tweeting out old news he’s seen on channel three
He does not stick to facts; relies on tabloid news
He loves when he finds something that he can use
It does not matter if it’s old or from another year
He tweets it out, a constant stream like he’s chugging beer.
Ah well enough! My hair is turning grey.
I’ll have to take another rest though I have much more to say
I guess I won’t be finished until Trumpty’s done and gone
Perhaps he’ll be impeached for such a massive con.
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The cabinet Maker
THE CABINET MAKER
Now as we witness the departure of Flynn
Trumpty’s team liars are beginning to thin.
One suspects of course he didn’t go it alone
But the calls to the Russians, Trumpty condoned.
Like at the barber’s we wonder who’s next
If not Bannon or Spicer we’ll all be vexed.
Though Conway’s a candidate to bid us farewell
We have to be patient and time it will tell.
Joseph Clancy just announced he’s resigning his post
For him Secret Service is permanent toast.
He says it’s so that Trumpty can choose
His own director so we’ll watch for the news.
We’ve heard that Trumpty is not a big reader
It also shows he’s not a great leader.
The white House is in upheaval they say
Crisis on crisis occurs every day
Putin has deployed a cruise missile we learned
A thirty year old treaty now has been spurned
Sad thing, there’s nothing Trumpty knows how to do
But he’ll think of something out of the blue.
He’s not inclined to take expert advice
His know-nothings will have us just pay the price
Talking of prices did you see the cost of his wall?
The wall will be high and the price will be tall
He wants to save millions on jets that defend
And spend billions on fences he has no way to mend.
Most cabinet makers are craftsmen well trained
But Trumpty you are completely lame-brained.
Your mental acuity is under great stress
And when you are gone God will us bless!
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So-Called
SO-CALLED
So-called President Humpty Trumpty
And his White House hacks
Prefer their brand of truth these days
Known as alternative Facts.
Every last man a liar and the Conway woman too
Make up stuff as they go along
Which they publicly like to spew
The distinction between the truth and their lies
Is lost on the alt-right moron who buys
Into Trumpty’s ideological game
Like me or else I’ll tweet to defame.
I’ll say nasty things all over the place
Lots of things, I can’t say to your face.
If you still don’t like me you’ll force me to sue
Along with the others I’ll get even with you
But just in case you don’t know the rules
Here’s the plan cooked up by my fools
Perish the truth and freedom as well
Fascism will bloom like the fires in hell.
I’m the new leader, commander in chief
My Generals just yes-men Oh what a relief.
I like this dance to the tune they call power
Better than chasing girls in my tower.
Switch off the lights and don’t leave the fan on
Where’s my court jester the so-called Bannon?
He’s down in the cellar drinking again
He does that they say because he’s ashamed
Of all the hatred he spouts on the right
Day after day and night after night.
So Trumpty you’re so-called and that is all
Preach that to your so-called crowds on the mall
Who you claimed showed up to see you sworn in.
If truth be said the mob was quite thin.
And one final word, we’re all at a loss
The so-called appointment of Betsy DeVos
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Humpty Trumpty – how do I not love thee?
Humpty Trumpty, how do I not love thee? Let me count the ways:
A is for abide you; that I simply cannot do.
B is for Bullying and your constant threats to sue.
C is for Con Man of that there is no doubt.
D is for the dread, you are spreading all about!
E is for entertainer, of the dupes at all your rallies
F is for frightening, the word’s right up your alley
G is for gullible, the voters that you conned.
H is for honesty a trait you have not donned
I is for Intelligence, the people you ignore
J is for Julian, the jerk that you adore.
K is for Kremlin, you know all about this place
L is for the many lies, you tell them with bare face
M is for mess, you’ll lead us in the mire
N is for your neediness and praises from the choir
O is for odious and the decency that you’re lacking
P is R in Russian, who helped you with their hacking.
Q the question about tax returns you won’t show.
R is ‘R Vladimir who sets your heart aglow.
S is for sick-dog you are a sexist boor
T is for Trump a name we will abhor.
U is for University where you cheat people of their cash
V is for vengefulness, along with teeth that gnash.
W is for the wall of which you daily spout
X is for exit, you’ll impeach your own way out.
Y is the Yes-men in the Kakistocratic pool
Z is for the zero rating because you are such a fool.
Counting up, now let me see, that’s twenty-six in all
I wonder how long you’ll last in the house upon the Mall.
You’ll be sluiced away just like trash,
When washing down our streets;
No more Trumpty spouting off and then, an end to nasty tweets.
Fa - the Green Dragon 
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