Humpty Trumpty, how do I not love thee? Let me count the ways:
A is for abide you; that I simply cannot do.
B is for Bullying and your constant threats to sue.
C is for Con Man of that there is no doubt.
D is for the dread, you are spreading all about!
E is for entertainer, of the dupes at all your rallies
F is for frightening, the word’s right up your alley
G is for gullible, the voters that you conned.
H is for honesty a trait you have not donned
I is for Intelligence, the people you ignore
J is for Julian, the jerk that you adore.
K is for Kremlin, you know all about this place
L is for the many lies, you tell them with bare face
M is for mess, you’ll lead us in the mire
N is for your neediness and praises from the choir
O is for odious and the decency that you’re lacking
P is R in Russian, who helped you with their hacking.
Q the question about tax returns you won’t show.
R is ‘R Vladimir who sets your heart aglow.
S is for sick-dog you are a sexist boor
T is for Trump a name we will abhor.
U is for University where you cheat people of their cash
V is for vengefulness, along with teeth that gnash.
W is for the wall of which you daily spout
X is for exit, you’ll impeach your own way out.
Y is the Yes-men in the Kakistocratic pool
Z is for the zero rating because you are such a fool.
Counting up, now let me see, that’s twenty-six in all
I wonder how long you’ll last in the house upon the Mall.
You’ll be sluiced away just like trash,
When washing down our streets;
No more Trumpty spouting off and then, an end to nasty tweets.