So-called President Humpty Trumpty
And his White House hacks
Prefer their brand of truth these days
Known as alternative Facts.
Every last man a liar and the Conway woman too
Make up stuff as they go along
Which they publicly like to spew
The distinction between the truth and their lies
Is lost on the alt-right moron who buys
Into Trumpty’s ideological game
Like me or else I’ll tweet to defame.
I’ll say nasty things all over the place
Lots of things, I can’t say to your face.
If you still don’t like me you’ll force me to sue
Along with the others I’ll get even with you
But just in case you don’t know the rules
Here’s the plan cooked up by my fools
Perish the truth and freedom as well
Fascism will bloom like the fires in hell.
I’m the new leader, commander in chief
My Generals just yes-men Oh what a relief.
I like this dance to the tune they call power
Better than chasing girls in my tower.
Switch off the lights and don’t leave the fan on
Where’s my court jester the so-called Bannon?
He’s down in the cellar drinking again
He does that they say because he’s ashamed
Of all the hatred he spouts on the right
Day after day and night after night.
So Trumpty you’re so-called and that is all
Preach that to your so-called crowds on the mall
Who you claimed showed up to see you sworn in.
If truth be said the mob was quite thin.
And one final word, we’re all at a loss
The so-called appointment of Betsy DeVos