HUMPTY TRUMPTY WORLD CLASS BUFOON
Humpty Trumpty’s a piece of work
Simply put though, he’s just a jerk.
A disrespectful and belligerent oaf
It’s said he’s a few slices short of a loaf.
The world is on edge, the edge of our seat
Just wondering what’ll be his next tweet.
Telling us all that NATO is wrong.
Perhaps Putin taught him this poor Russian song?
How long before he takes us to war?
Not before we have shown him the door.
Be off you scoundrel, monger of power,
Go back where you came from your gold-plated tower.
You’ve surrounded yourself with yes-men too
None renowned for exceptional IQ.
They all came running when you started your hollers.
Mainly because they’d all paid their dollars.
I think you called it “pay-to-Play”.
The things that you’ve said just don’t go away.
We have it on film and we have it in sound
Like karma it’ll just keep coming around.
You can’t grab women whenever you please
When that becomes normal, all hell will freeze.
On Friday the 20th he’ll get sworn- in
Then start his walk on ice that is thin.
Sadly we’ve become a laughing stock
All over the world they’re beginning to mock.
Ringling Brothers is shutting down
It seems we are stuck with a left-over clown.
Trumpty it’s time, we’ve all had enough
Life in the White House is going to be rough.
Only with lies you’ve made your way through
And now that you’re there what will you do?
Continue to disparage the CIA
And get your info from Julian A.
From here it looks like a very bad ‘toon
Trumpty are you a world-class buffoon?