A man goes into a fish and chips shop. When it’s his turn to be served he says “I would like cod and chips please” He’s told, I’m sorry we are sold out of cod. With that the man goes to the end of the line and again when asked what he would like he says I would like cod and chips please”. Once agiain he’s told I’m sorry we’ve sold out of cod; we don’t have any cod. So the man goes back to the end of the line and when it’s his turn to be served again he hears, Oh, it’s you again. Tell me how manyP’s are there in Plaice? The man replies one. And the he’s asked, how many F’s in cod? He replies there’s no F in cod. Ah! now that weve got that straight, what would you like to order?