I went into bar the other day and asked the bar-tender for a double. He went in the back room behind the bar and came back with a guy who looked just like me.
Category Archives: As Spoken in N.America
Obscure words explained 89. – force majeure
FORCE MAJEURE
Disruptive event
Happens unexpectedly
A legalese term
Unusual place names in USA 2 – Lac qui Parle
LAC QUI PARLE, Lac qui Parle County, Minnesota
French priest translated
Dakota name, lake that Speaks
Into his own tongue
Note: Dakota is a native American nation consisting primarily of Sioux living in South Western Minnesota. the tribal elders took guidance from the voices they heard from the lake.
A late edit: I should have explained that the voices heard were created by the wind across the lake which is situated in a unique geologic formation. And for sports people it’s also considered the best walleye-pike fishing lake in Minnesota.
Obscure words explained 86. – jabberwocky
JABBERWOCKY
Some writing or speech
containing meaningless words
Trump is it’s master
Mademoiselle Yvonne
In 1983 the tour company I worked at closed its doors. I quickly found another position with a company in Boston Massachusetts. They wanted a program manager who could reside and work in Europe without going through the necessity of applying for visas etc. They also wanted someone who was familiar with the culture etc. Since I had lived and worked in France and Germany an spoke four other languages including English Yiddish and rubbish, they hired me,
The company was headquartered in Boston. On Tremont street, there used to be a bar called Locke Ober’s. It was a popular watering hole. Incidentally just up the street was the Parker House, a long time Boston establishment hotel . It is there many years ago the once leader of North Viet-nam, Ho Chi Mihn worked as a bus-boy in the restaurant clearing tables. But I digress. At Locke Ober’s was the famous picture of Mademoiselle Yvonne. well known as the Lady of Locke Ober. If you can read the inscription you’ll see it’s quite pleasant and perhaps thought provoking.
The Inscription:
Mademoiselle Yvonne
Demure despite her nudity
She gazes quite sans erudity
upon the skulls both thatched and bald
of patrons who are often called, great gourmets.
She’s not the lady of Shalott,
she’s what a wife is often not.
Watching the world come and go by without emotion,
She is the ideal of our dreams.
Obscure words explained 78. – moue
MOUE
\A pouting grimace
whenever I hear Trump’s name
happens all the time
The New Hangover
THE NEW HANGOVER
Son woke sick today
Asked him Coronavirus?
Budweiser virus!
Note: Corona is a brand of beer from Mexico. I don’t know where it’s distributed throughout the world
War fare in the blood
WAR FARE IN THE BLOOD
Coumadin tablets
anti-coagulation
it’s I-N-R time
Obscure words explained79. – phubbing
PHUBBING
Are you phubbing me?
Be quiet I am talking
on my mobile phone
Obsure words explained79. – philippic
PHILIPPIC
Searing critical
speech, like we hear about Trump.
Weary of his lies!



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